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Celebrity Marriage Friday

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have still not named their new baby.

Yes, this 1 week old future heart breaker is still nameless.  At least we should be thankful they haven’t done what most celebrity couples seem to do, and name their baby Apple or Bronx or King, or any other silly word they first think of after hours of drug clouded labor.

Good luck, and we’re looking forward to a semi-normal name!

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It’s a Public Affair


(Coreen says this isn’t my best work, but we can’t all be on top of our game all the time can we?)

I’m sure most of you are aware of the minor car accident in Windermere Florida involving Tiger Woods recently. It popped up on the local news here (I only live two towns away) seconds after it happened and we were all so worried and our hearts went out to him and his family. It’s all you heard on the TV, poor Tiger, we love him so much, we hope he’s okay. Then the next day the claws came out. Pitch forks and torches were lit by the media nationwide to pry the details of the incident out of the Woods’ home and straight into our lives. Continue reading

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Celebrity Marriage Friday

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen

Together they are the hunky All-Star quarterback and the world’s biggest supermodel. I suppose it was natural for these two to get together. The cliché tale of the high school quarterback dating the captain of the cheer leading squad definitely translates into the All-Star marrying the supermodel in real life, right?
These two have to be the world’s most stunning couple. They ooze beauty and style. After dating for two years they got married in February of 2009. However, their initial coming together was not without a little gossipy controversy. While the new couple was spending the weekend making out in Paris, Tom’s very recent ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan , confirmed that she was 3 months pregnant. The usually squeaky clean Tom Brady got a tiny wave of bad press from this news. Now Tom and Gisele are expecting their own child together.
Let’s look at some of their previous significant others:
Tom Brady’s include the above mentioned Bridget Moynahan for 3 years, and before that he was rumored to be hanging out with party girl Tara Reid.
Gisele Bundchen’s include Leonardo DiCaprio, surfer Kelly Slater, and Josh Hartnet.
So what kind of chances do I give them? I’m feeling optimistic today, so a strong 65%. At least they stand a better chance than the couple in our first celebrity marriage review.

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Quotable Quotes

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love.
William Shakespeare

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Teresa

Don’t forget to love yourself.
Soren Kierkegaard

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Dude Marries a Video Game

Yahoo! and several blogs are reporting that some Japanese guy loved his Nintendo DS virtual girlfriend so much that he married her.  There was a ceremony with a reception and everything.

This guy needs to get out more.

See the video here.

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My Cheat List

1. Orlando Bloom
2. Terrence Howard
3. Simon Baker
4. Patrick Dempsey
5. Ewan McGregor

Every married couple should have a list of five celebrities they are allowed to sleep with. And if you are ever fortunate enough to have the opportunity to fulfill such a fantasy, your spouse can’t get mad. Not that I believe that celebrities are the be all, end all, but it’s a beneficial expression of lust that keeps a healthy level of jealousy between a married couple. You heard me right, jealousy in a safe and non-threatening environment keeps your spouse on his/her toes. Talk about your celebrity loves often, and joke around with your spouse about how hot you think they are. I often refer to Harrison Ford as my first husband, and I get a sideways look and a smirk. You’ll find your partner will step in and do their darnedest to divert your attention.  Who do you have on your list?

by Stephanie Melanson

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A Train Wreck Marriage

On their recent “book” tour, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, made a memorable visit to The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien.  Just the announcement of their impending appearance brought the audience to overwhelming roars of booing.  Why is the train wreck of a marriage called ‘Speidi’ so irresistible to witness?  The bad accident you can’t seem to pull your eyes away from.  Apart from their bigger than life egos that brought them to write “How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture”, I believe the draw we have towards them is the lack of seriousness they possess.  Do our marriages seem so wrought with honesty and genuineness that it is slightly refreshing to see that young couple make absolute fools out of themselves without regard to consequences?  Spencer often makes reference to his dishonesty and bad boy intentions, while Heidi mindlessly smiles at the sneers and jeers.  Nothing they say is genuine, none of their reactions are heartfelt and they have no qualms about putting others down, yet there seems to be no misfortune coming their way as of yet.  Do we secretly wish we could be as carefree?  Even though Conan himself said on camera that the interview would never air, there it was, in all it’s blithe wonder.  He clearly disliked their presence on his stage, yet he too was aware of their marital entertainment factor.  Check out this interview to get a glimpse into the hideousness that is Speidi.

www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com

by Stephanie Melanson

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